I’m a big fan of the game Plague, Inc. I’ve spent several hours and a few sleepless nights playing, trying to raze off humans from the face of the earth in the game, but turns out I suck at being evil. After a series of wacky and cheesy plague names, I stumbled upon a pioneering shower thought. What if I named the plague “Religion”? What happened next will certainly not blow your mind but I chuckled throughout the simulation because everything made perfect sense. This post depicts how things might have unfurled in today’s time if Religion was a newly spreading plague (or is it?).
I didn’t name any religion because yours is the best.
The results are completely based on a simulation and does not resemble the state, religion or condition of any country.
And then I said, “Let there be light.”
The first human turns Religious.
More options to evolve Religion.
Religion has to evolve to be spread.
Love how it says that a Religious person will infect a healthy person.
Infecting people faster and faster.
Controlling the spread of Religion by evolving transmission traits, haha.
Religion mutated Internal Hemorrhaging by itself, funny.
“The harder humans will try to cure it”. Hopefully.
Preaching overtakes coughing.
Worrying, disease, severe, you name it.
Beginning of something terrible? Duh.
Cure for Religion? Yes, please.
This doesn’t work, apparently.
Because it infects the mind and not just your immunity.
This is terrible, but it gets worse.
Religion goes viral like a YouTube video.
The warnings have been ignored probably.
Because chicken soup can cure Common Cold, not Religion.
I hope not.
This global cure effort should be a real thing.
Worse than a pesky Flu, seriously.
Someday. *tear rolls down the cheek*
Countries begin to breakdown.
Vaccinate your babies, please!
Countries will shutdown gradually.
The saddest world map you will ever see.
And it’s over, healthy people have survived, but the loss is staggering.